25 Reasons Fiction Writing Is Better Than Sex

25 Reasons Fiction Writing Is Better Than Sex

1. Fiction writing doesn't usually get you sweaty.
2. You don't have to get naked to write (you can, but you don't have to).
3. No one cries after writing (usually).
4. You'll never regret a one-night-stand with your writing journal.
5. You will never have that awkward morning with last night's writing.
6. If your writing was lousy, you never have to see it again.
7. Bad writing will never give you an STD.
8. You don't have to shower after writing.
9. Writing on the kitchen table won't weird people out.
10. You can stop mid writing and check your email or grab a coffee.
11. You are never stuck writing the same thing for the rest of your life.
12. With fiction writing, you can still make money when you are past your physical prime.
13. You can write in public, and nobody will call the cops.
14. After writing an article saying "niece piece" is not considered crude.
15. Your neighbors never complain that you were writing too loud.
16. Being a professional writer doesn't mean your parents are ashamed of you.
17. If you're successful, no child support, your writing may support you!
18. You can post your writing on a website and not get in trouble.
19. Your new writing won't get jealous of your old writing.
20. Nobody will complain if you finish your writing early.
21. Writing has fewer taboos.
22. Writing three times a day is still possible.
23. You don't feel guilty about writing alone.
24. Nobody will spread rumors about how much you write.
25. When writing, you can have sex with anyone you want, anytime you want.

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“Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money."

― Virginia Woolf

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